Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Careful What You Say...


Remember when I said I have never been stung by a bee? Well what do you know I freaking got stung by a freaking bee! 

I was standing in the kitchen grating cheese when I step on a Bee! At first it felt like I stepped on a thorn but when I looked down where I had stepped there was a shriveled up bee just laying there. I started to moan and lift myself on the counter saying "Uh Bee, Dad, Stung, Help!" So he comes over and pulls it out but it still felt like a needle was repeatedly poking me in the same spot. So I run cold water on it and then put ice on it.

After seeing how Hannah is after all the times she got stung I was like what does it feel like?Does it really hurt or is she just a Drama Queen?


She is just a Drama Queen.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

I Need A Tostado To Calm MY Nerves!

This is so funny!! You might have to watch it when you are tired but I wasn't even tired when I watched it!

Friday, April 17, 2009

You Bug Me!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I'm sick of these bugs! 

Today we found out there are Termites down stairs! Megan and Drew noticed a dust like string hanging from the ceiling  and didn't think much of it and brush it away till today when they noticed it was back. Mom's friend had these dust string like things and found out they were Termites so Mom knew right away! The picture is what is down stairs hanging from the ceiling. As you can see it is over an inch long.








Also today I go in and lay down on my bed. And you know when it feels like there is a bug on you but really it's just a hair or something else. Well that is what I thought was on my leg but when I look to brush  the hair away I was shocked  to find it wasn't a hair but a giant cockroach! I am so sick of these evil critters that I didn't even scream or freak out I just let out a moan of annoyance and flicked  across my room and squish it!    


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Also we have a little bee's nest at the side of the house that won't go away! Yesterday I was feeding Max at the table when I see what I thought was just huge fly but No it was a bee! So i freak out and run into the kitchen cause they sting and I have never been stung by one and don't plan too! So Mom get a news paper and starts whacking away! After a minute of so It disappears so mom it looking and the ground and when she turns around i notice that the BEE IS ON HER BACK!! So i freak out and am screaming "It's on your back! It's on your back!" While still holding Max, I grab a lid that was on the table and start hitting my mom on the back! I hit it off and goes under the trash can so I move the trash can and It's twitching on it's back so Mom get a tissue and kills it for good! Mom still thinks that I was just hitting her on the back for my enjoyment but IT really was on her back!



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Good times.....

Friday, April 10, 2009

Whatever.....

It was all over the News. I couldn't believe it, it was awful. I was devastated  The pictures were proof. A little bit of me died inside the tears were at the peak of coming out of my eyes but I am swallowed the lump in my throat and held back.    




Fine....

Adam Lambert IS (gulp....) gay.....

But I don't care I still love him and think he is hot and he is an amazing singer and my Love for him will never change. We will go shopping together all the time!

 Look at Elton John! 

Go ahead and judge me but when I become best friends with Adam and he will be famous I won't share any of the money with you when he gives me some. I won't even invite you to parties or Broadway Musicals!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Please

Please... Can I please see pictures from Jaxx's birthday? 
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I said please........




Please is a weird word now... and if you say it really fast it sounds like Police 








I bet you are saying please really fast now.......

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Hello??

Where are THE PICTURES OF JAXX!!!!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

This Saturday!!

You know who's Birthday is on the 4th of April! Heath Ledger's!
You know who else's...? Jaxx Keegan Dunlap! I demand Pictures and videos!! He is going to be 1 year old!!!! I want to see him walking, opening presents and all the other fun stuff!!!  Do you understand me!!!!!